April Horoscopes!

CAPRICORN (DEC 23 - JAN 20)
Careful planning will make all things run much more smoothly - ensure you take the time for this. Also, make sure you spend some valuable time on your couch this month; you've earned it!

AQUARIUS (JAN 21 - FEB 19)
Don't let the success of last month outshine any achievements you earn this month. Friends and family are the key to happiness. Make sure they know how much you appreciate them. You can learn a lot from giraffes.

PISCES (FEB 20 - MAR 20)
Mix things up a bit this month, try something you’ve never done before, and be open minded to all invitations anyone makes you. Be careful of buses near the middle of the month.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Mix it up a little bit -- you can't spend all day at work or at home! Get out there and find some new place to hang out or to eat lunch, as your energy is impossible to contain in any one location
You may think you're being clever, but it's far too easy to insult people today, so take it easy! Self-improvement is very important. Seek out ways that you can improve yourself and act upon them.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Compliments can make someone's day. Try thinking about others this month and pay some people some compliments. It'll make you feel great too. Beware of goldfish - one could kill you one day!

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
The beginning of the month will be tricky for you, but after the 16th, things will be much better. Listen to your friends and family and everything will be alright. The colour blue is your friend.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Difficult decisions lie ahead. Decisive and prompt actions are most likely to lead to a desirable outcome. You should exercise great caution when around pineapples.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG 23)
Problems are much more easily solved if you stop them from occurring in the first place. Be vigilant this month in order to prevent bad things from happening. Be careful of sheep.

VIRGO (AUG 24 - SEPT 23)
Embracing change can be tricky, but if you do it with gusto, you will benefit this month. This will also be a good month for friends, both new and old, especially giving them really nice presents. Also, be careful of roses.

LIBRA (SEPT 24 - OCT 23)
Things will change for you in the second week of this month. Be attentive to these changes to ensure that you benefit the most from them. Be cautious of the colour green.

SCORPIO (OCT 24 - NOV 22)
"If it doesn't feel like work, it probably won't." The saying is certainly true. Don't slack off this month if you want to get anything back in return. Sugar is your friend, but be careful not to eat too much!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 23 - DEC 22)
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Don't be taken by surprise by anything that you could have seen coming. Oh, and be alert for mice, and shoelaces too.